Terms of Service

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing or using Honeydogs ("we," "our," or "the Site"), you agree to these Terms of Service. If you don't agree, stop reading and go browse LinkedIn or something.

We may update these terms whenever we feel like it. Continued use means you accept the changes. We'll try to notify you of major changes, but checking back occasionally wouldn't hurt.

2. Use of Content

What You Can Do:

• Read our articles (obviously)
• Share links to our content
• Quote us with attribution
• Argue with us on social media

What You Can't Do:

• Copy entire articles without permission
• Scrape our content for your AI training data
• Republish our work as your own
• Use our content for commercial purposes without license
• Create derivative works without permission

3. NOT Financial Advice

DO NOT make financial decisions based on our content. Always:

• Do your own research (DYOR)
• Consult qualified professionals
• Never invest more than you can afford to lose
• Understand that crypto is volatile and risky

If you YOLO your life savings into a meme coin because we mentioned it, that's 100% on you.

4. User Conduct

When using Honeydogs, you agree NOT to:

• Violate any laws or regulations
• Post spam, malware, or phishing links
• Harass, threaten, or dox other users
• Impersonate others or misrepresent affiliations
• Attempt to hack, DDoS, or otherwise attack our infrastructure
• Use bots or automated systems without permission
• Manipulate or game our systems

Violation results in immediate termination of access. No warnings, no appeals.

5. Intellectual Property

All content on Honeydogs is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws. This includes:

• Articles and blog posts
• Graphics, logos, and designs
• Code and technical implementations
• Our snarky commentary

"Honeydogs" is our trademark. Don't use it without permission.

6. Third-Party Links

We link to external sites. We're not responsible for their content, privacy practices, or if they rug pull you. Click at your own risk.

7. Disclaimers & Limitations

No Warranties

The Site is provided "AS IS" without warranties of any kind. We don't guarantee:

• Accuracy or completeness of information
• Uninterrupted or error-free service
• That our hot takes will age well
• Protection from viruses or security breaches

Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Honeydogs and its operators are NOT liable for:

• Financial losses from following our content
• Indirect, incidental, or consequential damages
• Lost profits or opportunities
• Data loss or corruption
• Emotional distress from our savage takes

Our total liability is limited to $100 or the amount you paid us (which is probably $0).

8. Indemnification

You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold Honeydogs harmless from any claims, damages, or expenses arising from:

• Your use of the Site
• Your violation of these Terms
• Your violation of any third-party rights
• Your terrible investment decisions

9. Privacy

Your use of Honeydogs is subject to our Privacy Policy. TL;DR: We don't sell your data.

10. Dispute Resolution

Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of [Your Jurisdiction], without regard to conflict of law principles.

Arbitration

Any disputes will be resolved through binding arbitration, not courts. No class actions. Each party bears their own costs.

11. Age Restrictions

You must be at least 13 years old to use Honeydogs. If you're under 18, get parental consent. We're not responsible for teaching you about the birds, the bees, or Bitcoin.

12. Termination

We reserve the right to terminate or suspend access to Honeydogs at any time, for any reason, without notice. Reasons may include:

• Violation of these Terms
• Harmful or illegal activity
• We just don't like you

13. Severability

If any provision of these Terms is found invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions continue in full force. The invalid part gets yeeted, everything else stays.

14. Entire Agreement

These Terms constitute the entire agreement between you and Honeydogs. Any previous agreements, written or verbal, are superseded. Your cousin's interpretation of what we meant doesn't count.

15. Contact Information

Questions about these Terms? Issues with the site? Investment tips? (Just kidding on that last one.)

16. Special Provisions

For Crypto Bros:

"Diamond hands" and "HODL" are not investment strategies. "To the moon" is not financial analysis. "WAGMI" might be copium. Adjust your expectations accordingly.

For AI Companies:

You cannot scrape our content for training data without explicit written permission. We know you're doing it anyway, but at least we said no.

For Competitors:

Imitation is not flattery when you copy our entire vibe. Get your own personality.